How To Get Her To Have A Threesome With You (And Avoid The Metoo Hashtag)

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I get asked “How do I get her to have a threesome with me?’ quite a bit, so I thought I’d share my thoughts in this post.

Hold the Phone: I’d like to tell you the following technique/strategy guarantees you’ll get her to have a threesome with you, but the cold, hard truth is it doesn’t.  Only you can make that happen.

‘The Uber Dude’

Meet Jerry J.  Tanned, ripped, tall, dark and handsome. Straight A student all the way through school.  High distinctions all the way through university.  Speaks Italian, French and Spanish fluently.

The Uber Dude.

JJ’s been with his partner, Taylor, for three years. She’s a perfect 10: smart, sassy, easy going, fun, funny, five eleven, legs that go on for miles.  Unblemished skin. Lightly tanned. Brunette.  Hazel eyes.  Nice tits. Wears ass hugging yoga pants in winter and nice little almost nothings in the warmer months…I need to stop there and have a cold shower.  Back in a jiff.

Where were we? Ah, yes, JJ. He says the relationship with sexy knickers…umm…Taylor is awesome and the sex is ‘amazing’ (thanks for rubbing that in, pal).

But the other day he nearly fucked that all up by asking Taylor if she would like to have a threesome with him.

Face palm moment…

“Women love and want sex as much as men, JJ. They want to satisfy you. They’ll do anything to keep you pleased in the bedroom, including having a threesome with you.

But never, ever ask her if she would like to have a threesome with you.”

I went on to tell JJ that no matter how ‘awesome’ things are and how ‘amazing’ the sex is she’ll take this bad…very bad.

“Actually, your life is screwed!”

Asking her for a threesome trumps agreeing with that her bum looks big in those pants, or she needs to lose a few pounds.

She’ll think she’s not satisfying you, that’s she’s not good enough for you, and start looking at you like you’re a creep or a sleaze.

She’ll tell her mum, her friends and any other woman she knows

…and they’ll look at you like you’re gutter trash.  She might even metoo hashtag you.

Getting things back to ‘awesome’ and ‘amazing’ after being metoo hashtagged from popping the ‘let’s have a threesome’ question is a long, winding road my friend – one you definitely don’t want to go down – just ask Harvey & Co.

A step by step guide to getting her to have a threesome with you and avoiding the metoo hashtag

  1. Ask yourself “Why do I want to have a threesome with my partner?” As a man one could argue that having a threesome- or even just fantasizing about it- is in our DNA, so that’s reason enough, right?  If not, I suggest you grab a pen and paper and write the following: How is having a threesome going to benefit everyone involved? Do I want to have a threesome to improve the relationship? Take things to the next level? Or am I just wanting it to experiment and fulfil a need, to find out how good it really is?” If done for the right reason a threesome

can help strengthen a relationship as long as the couple are both willing participants, and they’ve spoken about it and understood what it’s for. You need a depth of understanding and willingness. It can help them feel stronger [1]

  1. Once you’ve found out your why continue being a man and leading the relationship. This means setting definite dates, being spontaneous, standing up to her, and passing her tests.
  1. Don’t tell her she looks hot, sexy, pretty, etc, show her instead.  When she’s wearing tight jeans or yoga pants, for example, look her up and down in a sexually suggestive manner and say something like: “Fuck me! You make me so fucking hard, baby.  Get that sweet little ass over here right now.” You’re setting the tone and taking the lead.
  1. When she asks you ‘how do I look in this dress?’ or whatever she’s trying on, tell her the only thing that would look better on her is another woman, with a James Bond grin.

5. Introduce the idea of having a threesome through watching soft porn movies. When a scene with two girls making out comes on, ask her what her fantasy is, or who’s hotter and who would she do and why. Then ask her which one of her friends she’d do and why.

If she’s into the idea (which she is) she’ll ask you ‘which one of my friends would you do?’  Don’t be a wuss and say ‘none of them, baby’, or blow this golden opportunity with: ‘I’d do Sarah, but only with you.’  Tell her “I would do you doing Sarah.” Phrasing it this way makes it more about her than you, but it’s also getting your needs and want met as well. It honestly conveys the way she makes you feel and how you feel about her. It plants the idea in her head and makes her wonder what’ll be like.

I recommend using ‘hypotheticals’ here such as “if we we’re to have a threesome what would you like to do and have done to you?  What wouldn’t you like?”

Important: it’s easy to get lost in the moment here, get excited, and start asking or pushing things. Don’t. Just let things unfold naturally and focus on steps 1,2 and 3.

Oh, I nearly forgot to mention that writing the ‘hypertheticals’ on paper is a must do exercise. Why? It takes it from a ‘Yeah, nah, that will never happen’ to ‘this sounds like fun…I’m curious.’ It also minimizes the chances of things going ‘pear shape’ as you have both set boundaries and clearly know what each will and won’t do when the referee blows the whistle, so to speak.

  1. Invite ‘Sarah’ over for dinner and drinks.  During dinner bring up games you played as a hormone fuelled teenager, like ‘spin the bottle.’  Or mention how you’d you always wanted to make a ‘rap’ video with sexy back up dancers.

David Deida points out that “Feminine energy is all about dancing, having fun, connecting, bonding, loving, laughing,” so the girls will be into dancing sexy as you rap or playing ‘spin the bottle.’

Setting the tone and taking the lead has never been more critical before this point.  If you both agree getting someone you know involved would make things ‘awkward’, never fear – plenty of adult dating sites exist.  I’ve found Plenty of Fish, Adult Friend Finder and ThreesomeDatingSite the most genuine, and tasteful.

7. When it’s her turn to kiss ‘Sarah’, or the sexy stranger, let her know how it turns you on. Position yourself behind her and begin kissing and blowing on her neck.  Then unbutton her blouse and caress her breasts.  Start talking dirty.  Say something like: ‘I can’t wait to cum all over you, baby.’

Things will progress naturally from here. If they don’t just play it cool. If it doesn’t happen that night, don’t sweat it – good things come to those who wait.

Important: As the man you’re going to cum first. We already know that.  Make sure that you don’t stop touching, kissing and embracing her, however. When they’re done hug your partner and whisper in her ear how much you love her, what she means to you and how hot and sexy she is and how sexy she makes you feel.  Do all of the above and this won’t be the last time you have a threesome.  By the way, if you want to take the pressure off your Cobra spitting too soon, and really spice things up, why not add sex toys to the mix

Adding sex toys into your threesome can prolong the experience, add extra visual eroticism and playfulness. It can help women have orgasms more easily, and allow men to take the pressure off the demand on their erections. You can even consider giving your third a sex toy to take home as a memento of the occasion [2]

 

Enjoy!

Cari saluti da Melbourne. And as always thanks for reading.

Sources Cited

[1] Knowles, Denise, et.al, “Everything You Need To Know About Having A Threesome,”  The Tab
[2] Cadell, Ava, How To Make A Threesome Happen, Sexpert.com
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