He Went From No Sex To More Ass Than A Toilet Seat: Here’s How

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He Went From No Sex To More Ass Than A Toilet Seat is an ‘inflated’ excerpt from an e-book I’m working on.  It takes a look at one man’s journey from being utterly useless with women to, well, getting more ass than a toilet seat.

In this chapter we look at the methods our hero employed to:

  • Change his negative perception of online dating
  • Stop playing the blame game
  • Become clear on who he wanted to date
  • What he wanted in a relationship

Either Way You’re Right

“I’ve tried Tinder.  I’ve tried Match.com. I’ve tried Plenty of Fish, OK Cupid, RSVP… I’ve tried most of them…they’re all a waste of time. Or maybe I’m just not that good looking or interesting.”

This was our hero’s way of thinking six months ago. One of my all time favorite quotes is by Henry Ford who wrote: If you think you can, you can. If you think you can’t, you can’t…either way you’re right.

Our hero thought he wasn’t a catch so he very rarely came across anyone that interested him or was interested in him.  On the odd occasion he did find someone he was keen on they’d never return his messages or they had a “last online 3 weeks ago” pinned to their status.

His limited success – a few conversations here and there with women who were ‘so, so,’ – reinforced this belief: “I’ll never meet anyone online.”

Thing is, people meet online every day.  In fact people are connecting as you read this.  It took awhile, but our hero started getting more ass than a toilet seat.

Here’s exactly how he did it.

Step 1:

He asked for help.  Prior to this he had been trying to do it on his own.

This is never a good thing.

But I can’t blame him. I swear we men are born this way.  Heck, I’d rather get lost then ask for directions, especially from another man.

Anyway, I remember our first Skype call.  It was 6 a.m, freezing cold, and pissing down rain…here in Melbourne anyway.  Our hero was enjoying a Scotch on The Rocks and a balmy New York summer’s evening.

I wasted little time getting down to business…

“So hero why have you chosen online dating? Who are you looking for and why? What do you want in a relationship? What can you bring to the table?”

“I …erm…ah…shit, you know what, I’m not really sure to be honest with you,” he replied.  “Actually, that’s not entirely true.  I’ve chosen online dating because I’ve had fuck all success otherwise with women.”

“That’s alright,” I said, “We’ll change that soon enough.  Right now all I want you to do is sign the following and email it back to me:

I (name) commit to  playing full out in my coaching sessions with Michael Riley. I agree to follow the advice through and through, and complete the exercises/workshops to the best of my ability.

Our hero emailed me back straight away. He was committed to getting results. He wanted to have sex ( in case you haven’t already guessed our hero was a virgin). But even though he knew online dating would improve his chances of getting laid he carried with him a story that online dating only works for some people, and that in the end he’d never meet a woman this way either.

Here’s how we turned that around:

Step 2:

I asked our hero to answer the following questions in detail:

  • What is it about me that women don’t find attractive?
  • Why do I think I won’t meet women online?
  • What small steps can I take to become a better man?
  • Why do I want to meet women? Do I want a girlfriend? A fuck buddy? Do I want to meet just one woman or several women?
  • Who is she?
  • What does she look like?
  • What does she wear
  • What does she do?
  • What are her hobbies/interests?
  • What does she sound like when she talks, laughs, giggles?
  • What does her smile remind you of?
  • What does she look like when she’s angry, sad, crying?
  • How does she walk?
  • How do you make her feel?
  • How does she make you feel?
  • What won’t I compromise on e.g am I OK if she’s a smoker? In debt? Doesn’t have a college education?
  • What 5 things about me that I am proud of and good at should I be communicating more?
  • What value can I offer the other person and vice versa?

A few weeks later our hero emailed his answers. Through this exercise he said he was able to hone in on his strengths, values and virtues, get clarity on the type of girl he wanted, and become clear on exactly what he wanted:

a ‘no -strings’ attached relationship with multiple women.  They are blonde or brunette, have blue or green eyes, and shoulder length hair (straight). They work out 3-4 times a week; my cock throbs every time I see them in yoga pants. They are 5 ft 6 – 5 ft 8.  They are between 22 -25 years old… etc etc.

Now that our hero had clarity I got him to stick the answers on his wall and review them every day.

Within a month he was banging more ass than a toilet seat.

No shit…

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